Contortionists for Hire
in Dartford

Every booking is quoted individually, because the price of contortionists depends on availability, your date, location and travel, how long you need them and your exact requirements. Send us your date and venue and we will come back with clear options. Quotes are free with no obligation.

Yes. It is an acrobatic skill, and we brief the performer on costume and tone for your audience.

Very little. A stable plinth or small clear area is usually enough, plus a warm space backstage.

Often, yes. Boxes, frames and giant glasses all work. Tell us the idea and we will check it with the performer.

On our list, National Maritime Museum (up to 550 guests), The Bickley Manor (up to 500 guests) and The Old Royal Naval College (up to 450 guests) can take 400 or more guests. Tell us your venue and numbers and we will plan contortionists around the space.

Many hotels and country houses set a sound limit or an end time, and some ask for unplugged dhol indoors. Tell us your venue when you enquire and we will check its rules before we confirm anything.

All of BR8, DA1, DA2, DA4 and DA9, including Darenth, Bean, Hawley, Joyden's Wood, Swanley and Hextable, plus the rest of Kent and nearby Grays, Gravesend, Sevenoaks and Brentwood.

They arrive smartly dressed and on time, usually 30 to 45 minutes before the performance, so they are ready the moment you need them. We share arrival times and a contact number with you before the day.

Yes. Every partner is vetted by our team before they are listed. They hold public liability insurance and certificates, carry out risk assessments, and any electrical equipment they bring is PAT tested. Venues often ask for these documents and we can supply them.

For weddings and summer weekends, book as early as you can, ideally several months ahead, as the best dates go first. We can often help at short notice too, so it is always worth asking.

Yes. We book contortionists in Dartford, across Kent and the whole of South East, for venues, homes and outdoor events.

Click Get a Quote, tell us about your event and our team will come back with options that are free on your date. Once you are happy, you secure the booking online and we stay your single point of contact up to the day.