Human Statues for Hire
in Thornhill

Every booking is quoted individually, because the price of human statues depends on availability, your date, location and travel, how long you need them and your exact requirements. Send us your date and venue and we will come back with clear options. Quotes are free with no obligation.

Professional statues work in sets with short breaks. We plan the sets so there is always something happening when guests are around.

Some can hold a tray of champagne, canapés or favours. Tell us what you have in mind.

Many hotels and country houses set a sound limit or an end time, and some ask for unplugged dhol indoors. Tell us your venue when you enquire and we will check its rules before we confirm anything.

All of DG3, including Penpont, Moniaive and Closeburn, plus the rest of Glasgow and nearby Sanquhar, Dumfries, Moffat and Lockerbie.

They arrive smartly dressed and on time, usually 30 to 45 minutes before the performance, so they are ready the moment you need them. We share arrival times and a contact number with you before the day.

Yes. Every partner is vetted by our team before they are listed. They hold public liability insurance and certificates, carry out risk assessments, and any electrical equipment they bring is PAT tested. Venues often ask for these documents and we can supply them.

For weddings and summer weekends, book as early as you can, ideally several months ahead, as the best dates go first. We can often help at short notice too, so it is always worth asking.

Yes. We book human statues in Thornhill, across Glasgow and the whole of Scotland, for venues, homes and outdoor events.

Click Get a Quote, tell us about your event and our team will come back with options that are free on your date. Once you are happy, you secure the booking online and we stay your single point of contact up to the day.